Sterling's Truths for Life #1
→My wife is always right.
(HT: Unknown)
Explanation
Formerly this was Sterling’s Truths for Life #2, but my wife said it should be #1.
Franny: Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I’m wrong, I’m right.
Cornelius (Franny’s Husband): She’s right. I would just go with it if I were you…