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Having too much pizza is better than running out.
(HT: Terri H.)
Explanation
If you have ever attended an event with pizza and ran short, you know exactly what I mean. If you aren’t sure you’re ordering enough pizza, order more. It has been my experience that pizza will always be eaten. If pizza is left over, it can be re-heated and will still get eaten. If the pizza is not a kind that is good re-heated, then… stop ordering that pizza. What’s wrong with you? Order better pizza, for heaven’s sake.
Pizza is one of the greatest gifts God has given to the modern world, bread, tomato sauce, cheese, and virtually anything as a topping and more cheese. Oh, pizza, you are so good. Order more pizza.
If you are holding an event and you’re going to be short pizza because of budget, I guarantee you, that regardless of what your event is, someone out there is willing to sponsor your pizza.
Order more pizza.
Order more pizza.
Order more pizza.
Order more pizza.
See STFL #1, since my wife originated this statement.