Sterling’s Truths for Life: humor
Sterling's Truths for Life #10:
I am the most humble and truthful person.
Sterling's Truths for Life #14:
There are two classic blunders: (1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia. (2) Never get into an argument with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Sterling's Truths for Life #19:
He who is easily amused shall never cease to be entertained.
Sterling's Truths for Life #25:
The only way to talk to trolls is to hand them rope and watch what they do with it.
Sterling's Truths for Life #29:
Never dig straight down.
Sterling's Truths for Life #34:
The literal meaning of “literal” is literally the most abused word in English.
Sterling's Truths for Life #42:
Don’t panic.
Sterling's Truths for Life #51:
Evil will always win because good is dumb.
Sterling's Truths for Life #69:
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
Sterling's Truths for Life #79:
People do strange things to show they care.
Sterling's Truths for Life #81:
Don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.
Sterling's Truths for Life #100:
When someone asks an impertinent question, you should respond with an impertinent answer or nothing.
Sterling's Truths for Life #103:
Repartee is that which you think of hours after you need it.
Sterling's Truths for Life #104:
If someone says they are joking, how do you know they are being serious? If someone says they are serious, how do you know they aren’t joking?
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